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Sailors Nonsense Song

 

Willies Underwear

 

Goffer Guts

 

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Sailors Nonsense Song

Sent by Philip Hughes

Gather round my little dears and pull the wool from out your ears, for the stories of the sea I shall expound. (Shall expound)
You can tell I am a sailor, for I wear a sailors cap, three times I have been shipwrecked and found drowned. (Found drowned)
 
Chourus: So we lowered the funnel and stopped the ship and reefed the cable chain, we heaved the cargo overboard and hauled it back again, (HEY!)
             We hoisted the mainsail up aloft for stormy winds to blow, the crew in the back of the ship struck a match singin' heely hiley ho (HO!)
 
On a borrowed foriegn craft silver plated, fore and aft, with a cargo of fried eggs we did embark. (Did embark)
We were not far out at sea when we struck a christmas tree, and we had to eat our supper in the dark. (In the dark)
 
Chourus: (repeat faster)
 
As we sailed round the cape, we had a marveoulus escape, the wind blew off the captains wooden leg. (Wooden leg)
He fell down upon the deck and he darned near broke his neck, and we had to bathe his foot in ham and eggs. (Ham and eggs)
 
Chourus: (repeat even faster)
 
As the mate lay on his bunk, our ill fated vessel sunk, and we all rushed up on deck to see the fun. (See the fun)
To the shore we all made tracks with the cargo on our backs, and we layed and dried our whiskers in the sun (In the sun)
 
Chourus: (repeat at the fastest) (8 seconds)

 

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Willies Underwear
Sent by Junior (age 14) in Brunswick

On the night that Willie died...ahhummmm

He called me to his side........ahhummmm

And he gave me his dirty underwear...dirty underwear.

They were baggy at the knees.........ahhummmm

And they smelled like liver cheese...ahhummmm

Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore...that Willie wore.

Oh I threw them in the sky.....ahhummmm

And the birds refused to fly...ahhummmm

Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore...that Willie wore.

Oh I threw them in the well...ahhummmm

And the rats they ran like....heck...ahhummmm

Oh the dirty underwear that Willie wore...that Willie wore.

Now Willie's dead and gone...ahhummmm

But his underwear live on....ahhummmm

And they're hangin' on the line for all to see...for all to see.

Now remember and remember well...ahhummmm

For you can't avoid the smell....ahhummmm

Of the underwear that's Willie's memory...Willie's memory!

 

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Gopher Guts
Sent by Kevin Chapel (age 32) Father of two

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Little birdies dirty feet,

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts,

And I forgot my spoon!

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,

Multilated monkey meat,

Itsy bitsy birdie feet,

French fried eye-balls,

Rolling down a muddy street,

And I forgot my spoon.

...But I got my straw!

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Saturated birdy feet,

All wrapped up in

All purpose porpoise pus.

And me without a spoon!

Gee whiz! (but I've got a straw)

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Chopped up dirty birdy feet.

A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus

Swimming in pink lemonade.

Scab sandwich, spit on top

Monkey vomit, camel snot

Eagle eye and cookie goo

Made a sandwich just for you.

 

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